neolojism
1. unexpected and/or uncontrollable -j-c-l-t–n upon the learning of a particularly apt new word or phrase
2. the -j-c-l-t- produced in such a situation
neoloj-sm was a serious problem among frankfurt school theorists, and it is rumored that foucault never procreated not because of his s-xual orientation, but instead, because he wasted all of his seed in this manner.
elliott, was just a freshman when he wrote the working paper on ramen noodles in which he coined, among other neologisms, “ramen hangover.” upon reading the paper, professor stevens felt a mysterious cool sensation in his pants, and sending a spelunking hand into his pants to explore, found a copious amount of -j-c-l-t-. elliott gasped, and with a surprised tone, asked, “professor stevens, is this your first experience with neoloj-sm?”
ne·ol·o·j-sm
pr-nunciation nee-ol-uh-jiz-uhm
noun
1. a new word, meaning, usage, or phrase that was coined unnecessarily, probably in a juvenile effort to coin a term for the sake of coining the term.
2. the introduction or use of useless, clumsy new words or poorly conceived alternative senses of existing words.
3. a new doctrine, esp. a new interpretation of sacred writings, in which one acquires s-xy results.
4. (psychiatry.) a gush of new words, often consisting of combinations of other words and gibberish, that is understood only by the speaker: occurring most often in the speech of schizophrenics and drunken fraternity members.
-related forms
ne-ol-o-j-zz, verb
ne·ol·o·jist, noun
ne·ol·o·jis·tic, ne·ol·o·jis·ti·cal, adjective
rather than providing examples of the usage of the word neoloj-sm in a sentence, it will perhaps be more useful to provide examples of neoloj-sms in the wild. for example, “convergasm” is an ill-conceived portmanteau of “converse” and “-rg-sm” that fails to be both useful and amusing. the same can be said of “conversatanist” and “disc-ntled”, though only the latter example could ever see reasonable use among losers.
on the other hand, “plumplex” is an example of a neoloj-sm that makes no sense in addition to being useless, and it suffers additionally due to its marked lack of intuitive grace. the term “spreebz” is merely godd-mned r-t-rded and should have been rejected by the editors.
overall, more than 60% of all of the urban dictionary will be neoloj-sms, with 20% of that number being p-ssably amusing.
the fluid emission resultant of the -rg-smic sensation caused by coining a new word (a.k.a. a neologasm).
my underoos were laden with neoloj-sm after i spent all night submitting words to urban dictionary.
a brand-new dirty word, especially one concerning seminal fluid
“the urban dictionary,” said his holiness, is so replete with neoloj-sms for s-m-n, like spooge and spuzz, that i’m going screen-blind.”
“well then,” smirked the papal nuncio, with an eyeward sign of the cross, “dominus vobis…c-m.”
“just remember, skullcap,” deadpanned h.h., “who in this room is wearing the red thong under his c-ssock and who is wearing the white.”
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