neomp
1. a way to express that you are kidding and talking in a geek voice
2. a geek version of “not!!!”
3. if you get into an argument and you say something geeky, you use neomp as a save.
kid one – “wow ur a f-ckin f-ggot just give up.”
kid two – “well at least my mother does not have a stomach resembling a circle with a radius of 1000.. neomp”
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