neon whore
stupid girls that wear stupid neon clothes and make up because they think they’ll look cool. but actually they bought it all at hot topic because they’re unoriginal lame -sses. they enjoy looking like they just came from a rave with lots of underage drinking and illegal drug usage. they let everyone know that they just f-cked their 20 year old boyfriend because they’re 14 and they accidentally smeared their eyeliner.
person 1: “that girl in the mismatched neon skirt and converse shoes is such a neon wh-r-.”
person 2: “you can totally tell by the way she walks like she has a broom up her -ss.”
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