Neophytos
the natural being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; defender of the free world; leader of legacy.
originally a natural being, neophytos is now an ideal stemming from the ancient greek bloodline, originating from g-d himself. family fathers are believed to include (but are not limited to) zeus, alexander the great, archimedes, leonardo da vinci, socrates, george washington, mahatma gandhi, wolfgang amadeus mozart, the beatles, michelangelo, pablo pic-sso, isaac newton, and albert einstein.
amidst his transcendant performance, the crowd began to cheer “neophytos, neophytos, neophytos,” expressing their pleasure with is elegance and eloquence.
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