Nerd Jealousy
noun. feelings of anger and rage that develop when a non-nerd accomplishes a nerdy feat completely on accident and steals the only positive interaction the real nerd would otherwise receive from the common m-sses.
“don’t talk to bill today. he’s experiencing a bad case of nerd jealousy after one of those jocks from the football team b-mped into his blackboard, erased the erroneous negative sign from his blackboard, and solved the equation he had been working on for months.”
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