nerd nipples are when someone’s nipples are as small as nerds candy.
b*tch you got nerd nipples, they’re so bite size i can eat them up like nerds candy.
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- peach fogger
when women’s shaved p*ssy is farted on. while she was pegging her boyfriend he delivered a peach fogger as he came. 0 0 get the mug
when someone confuse you in a very weird manner “your dress looks like my potato *glares with p*ssion* “i am confuzilated” 0 0 get the mug
a word that is created by an illiterate person, trying to sound intelligent. “john, are you coming over for dinner tonight?” “negatoritive sarah, i have to get my nut hairs plucked” “john, you need to lay off the primoisms” 0 0 get the mug
- tennessee quick step
tennessee quick step: a term used by civil war soldiers for diarrhea. the person afflicted would have to suddenly run or ‘quick step’ into the woods to take a sh*t. poor captain jackson’s not much use for fightin’ today. he ate some green apples and now he’s doin’ the tennessee quick step. 0 0 get […]