Nerd-o-welly
a person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on facebook or a similar service. however, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. this underhanded ploy is a favorite of the ‘salad-shy’ and those afflicted with ‘a lovely personality.’ invented by stephen gude, professor emeritus at ucsc, usa.
“there are 150 pictures of this girl on her mysp-ce… none of which show that she is not fat or ugly. think of the incredible effort this must have taken. how is that possible? what a horrible nerd-o-welly.”
“gina weighs 300 pounds in real life… why does her facebook make her look like jessica biel. what is godd-mn nerd-o-welly!”
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