NERD SLAP
when one nerd intellectually b-tch slaps another nerd in an argument. this includes exclusively discussions about math, science and computers.
yo, jones et al said you have a tiny data set and your p-value is wack. man … you just got nerdslapped.
when you ask someone a random pop culture question and their brain goes blank thinking of the answer. when you tell them what the correct answer is, they get a look on their face as though they had just been slapped, then get angry at themselves for not knowing the correct answer.
hey man, what was the name of the white furry dragon in the never ending story?
uummmm well, sh-t, lemme think, f-ck f-ck f-ck f-ck, i know this….sh-t, i give up what is it?
answer:falcor.
at this point they look like they got smacked, because it all comes back to them in a heartbeat. this is a nerd slap.
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