nerd swarm


the usual response to any minor factual error in a science-fiction or fantasy related article on the internet.

a nerd swarm is characterised by multiple, repeated corrections to the error along with reactions blown out of all proportion. see also nerd rage.
article headline: “why tom baker, the sixth doctor, had such curly hair.”

comment: tom baker was the fourth doctor!

comment: fourth doctor who, dumb-ss.

comment: fourth

comment: colin baker was the sixth doctor

comment: he was fourth!

comment: which curly haired doctor do you mean, fourth or sixth?

comment: you stupid b-st-rd! fourth!!!

comment: fourth!

comment: by the blood of r-ssilon, i swear that i will murder your entire family for this! tom baker was the fourth doctor!

comment: you made a mistake. tom baker was the fourth doctor.

comment: fourth doctor

comment: failure! baker was, like, the fourth.

comment: colin or tom, you piece of s–t?

comment: fourth.

comment: quick! edit your article! there’s a nerd swarm forming! for the love of g-d, edit it now!!!

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