Nerd Table


top definition
a table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. if an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.
dan: sh#t, my laptop battery’s almost dead but there’s no free nerd tables.

jim: just sit over there with those ones, they won’t bite.

dan: that short chick from dental nursing will…

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