the fear of dropping something electric into a body of water. the fear will come when there is a risk of breaking the gadget, like dropping your phone into a lake, or disturbing your well-being, like dropping a toaster into your bath.
sarah is waiting to receive a call from the bank, but needs to take a bath to get ready to work. she’s good at mult-tasking, but her strong case of neroilektrikosphobia won’t mentally let her take her phone into the bath, or maybe it’s the fact that her accountant is a pervert.
- soggy oyster
having a middle aged woman put salt on her v-g-n- and then having a old white man lick it off. man that chicks getting a soggy oyster tonight
- the point pleasant crab walk
when you and a group of friends are on the beach. all take your d-cks out and form a circle all holding one other persons d-ck and proceed to walk down the beach hey guys wanna clown around and do the point pleasant crab walk
subst-tution for holler or holla (made popular in the early 2000s with such hits as holla by jay-z, holla by ghostface killa, holla @ cha’ boy by ice cube, and various lyrics by missy misdemeanor elliott) variations: – (n) jolleration – (adj) jolleratory – (pt) jollered “joller if you hear me” “- meet me at […]
- fart museum
where really old farts hang out. martha: “where’s lester and lewis?” tina: “they are hanging out with some old codgers at the fart museum.” martha: “that reall stinks!”
- tiny baby puppy paws
the ultimate cure for depression. say it with tears streaming down your face and they will purify your s o u l. “hey man why’re you crying??” “my dog is just died” “just say tiny baby puppy paws and you’ll be fine you weak b-tch” “it worked, hazzah!!”