NES crap pack
6 “games” that came from h-ll itself
1. ghosts n goblins
2. total recall
3. friday the 13th (can’t play as jason)
4. nightmare on elm street (can’t play as freddy)
5. tmnt ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)
6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)
joe: wow! 6 games for the price of one! i’m getting them!
(later…) joe: just let me win once d-mn you!
(nes gets thrown through wall)
mother: that cost me $52.50! you’re grounded!
52.50 for the nes cr-p pack?
mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
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