nester
a person who lines a toilet seat with toilet paper, paper towels or some other paper product before using a public toilet, then leaves the “nest” of paper on the seat, to the chagrin of everyone else who uses the restroom.
did you see the godd-mn bathroom? the f-cking nester left his f-cking nest on the toilet again.
woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. when dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
that girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.
when a lad gets a girlfriend and happily settles into the nest that has been created.
a real nester would be james from this examle
when “james” is with “zoe” they have stupid baby names for eachother such as “bubsy”… nester lad.
he was always having to talk to her even if he just left her… nester lad.
arguments would be had over the girlfriend “zoe” not being happy with the lad “james” when he wanted to go out with the lads… nester lad
as you can see from examples..he (james) was deep into the nest.
a girl who buys lots of things for her boyfriend or gives him lots of large photos of her so that he will feel especially bad if he wants to break up with her.
that nester bought me a new car and plastered her picture all over it.. i can never break up with her now!
(verb) when a male urinates in two or more strands
dude, i just nestered all over the toilet seat, and now i have to wipe it off.
a gamer who is devoted to nes games not only buying but playing the games. this person is not known to just buy a game to leave it on the shelf collecting dust. if a nester buys a sealed game they will unseal it just so they can play it.
i hope my ebay auction does not get bought by a nester.
someone who is obessed with a person, place, or thing.
bridget aye is a nester of facebook.
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