Net God


the net god is one of the most highly respected gods in the universe. people feed the net god by throwing various items as “sacrifices” and people have been known to get in trouble for doing so. the location of the net god is found in worthington, ohio but the exact location is only known to a few followers.
net g-d: “i must be fed!”
worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
net g-d: “thank you young servant.”

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