Net Positive


a person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
a net positive person does not watch tv, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.
a: “yo… let´s go to see date night.”
b: “you mean… to the cinema?”
a: “´course!”
b: “forget it… net positive.”

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