a variation of the infamous “netflix and chill.”
netflix and nona is when put on a really good movie or show and are so entranced by it that you don’t even think about getting frisky.
yeah man, i went over to her house hoping to get some, but it turned out she just wanted to netflix and nona. that prude.
a simple game involving covering an exposed nipple with a combination of whip cream and a cherry at the top over where the nipple would be. chocolate sauce or fudge can be added as well for variety. idea is to suck all of the ingredients off in one go, lingering only long enough to lightly […]
- no end wipe
a defecation that renders the -ss virtually unable to be 100% fully cleaned. no matter how many wipes you make, using paper or moist wipes, remnant fecal matter is always present. in a no end wipe situation, you just finally give up and are willing to accept having a semi-clean -rs-. johnny used and entire […]
- north dakota blizzard
you’ll need a high speed industrial fan that can reach a wind speed of at least 100 mph, 40 guys from the local walmart crew, and the hottest milf this side of the mississippi. the foxy lady will stand approximately 20 feet away from the fan, obviously naked and ready for the coming storm. the […]
when you re-watch / read / play a piece of media years later and it doesn’t hold up. “remember that movie we used to love as kids? i just watched it again after like a decade and it’s total nostaljunk. it hasn’t aged well at all.”
- nos vemos
means “see you”. in spanish nos vemos mañana- see you tomorrow