Netiphobia
the fear of nasal irrigation, as practiced by jamming a diminutive watering can into one nostril, and angling the head to promote the flow of solution out of the fellow nostril. blech.
because i suffer from netiphobia, i will never again look at a teapot or watering can with affection.
armed with the knowledge of my netiphobia, the villain tortured me with youtube videos of people using their neti pots.
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