Neuf
to fail in a spectacular fashion while attempting to act smooth or cool, i.e. sending your allergy suffering grandma to the hospital with a bouche of flowers.
jake: “dude check it out.”
lund: “no way! zach’s h-ttin on darby? how’s he doin so far?!”
jake: “well he just asked her how far along she is.”
lund: “the f-ck?! since when is she pregnant?!”
jake: “she isn’t”
lund: -sigh- “what a neuf.”
having or getting oral s-x after a long night of drinking with one or more friends or family members p-ssed out next you.
i got smashed and a neuf last night with rusty and russell p-ssed out on the floor.
a man that, while sober, will f-ck anything with less than six legs. and yeah motherf-cker, he has plus.
“man, neuf was sh-tfaced last nite. he seriously f-cked a centipede.”
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- sinkspitter
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- tiggity
often used when you are angry with something or someone; another word for t-te. nicole: do you have anymore shirts in a size medium? cashier: no im sorry were sold out. nicole: f-ckkk im h-lla tiggity. i was wit ya girl last night ;; ya h-lla tiggity.