neutrasexual
someone who lacks s-xuality. attracted to neither males or females
jane: do you think bob is gay ? he turns down every girl!
jason: no he turned down all the guys too, including me
jane: he must be neutras-xual….
jason: agreed
someone who is so fulfilled by the music of neutral milk hotel that they no longer have any s-xual desire.
hot girl: “do you want to have s-x?”
neutras-xual: “can’t we listen to ‘in the aeroplane over the sea’ instead?”
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