New Baltimore


a small town in michigan with nothing to do. the only ‘famous’ person ever to come out of it is the creator of the fairly oddparents on nickelodeon.
i live in new baltimore. (yawn) wake me up in a few hours.
a town in michigan which everything looks like something from the 1800’s except a library. it literally looks older than baltimore.
are you sure this isn’t old baltimore? new baltimore.

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