New Caanan
holy cr-p….ok…. new caanan is a place where black people fear to tread and the middle school kids get arrested every friday afternoon. the police are n-z-s and outsiders fear those that dwell inside. it is a scary place that only those that call it home could possibly live inside of it. it’s a m-ssive town and i dont think there could be a map of the place cause every time i look around it seems to be engulfing wilton and norwalk.
hey! you look semi-suspicious…i think a full body cavity search is in order….welcome to new caanan, b-tch
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