new fashioned
a s-xual act in which the female, seated behind the male, m-ssages the prostate (most conveniently with the thumb) while reaching around with both legs to administer a dual-soled foot job.
“hey sharon–whaddaya say to giving ol’ willie boy a new fashioned so i can drain my b-lls and still see the phillies game.”
a bl-wj-b. since an ‘old fashioned’ is a handjob, a ‘new fashioned’ is a bl-wj-b. a step higher! 😉
joe: i got a killer old fashioned from suzy last night!
steve: oh yeah, well i got a new fashioned!! >;)
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