new hartford, ct
new hartford, ct is a wee settlement that is somewhere in the northwest corner of connecticut between the towns of winsted and torrington. the downtown area consists of three of four dilapidated buildings/adobes, a dunkin doughnuts and a fake italian pizza restaurant. it is nestled alongside of the farmington river and is projected to collapse into the river – thus falling off the face of the earth.
new hartfordians generally consists of rebel raggies/raggy that have tried to escape torrington and winsted in search of improved lives – but strangely spend the rest of their lives trying to find there way back into these communities through the pursuit, and abuse, of drugs.
new hartford’s main imports are crystal meth, heroin, crack/cocaine and pot. its main exports consist of lost teenagers who are struggling with their ident-ty and cannot figure out weather they are black or white, tricks or hoes, junkies or flunkies. new hartford youth directly contribute to the poverty rate and the increasing incarceration population of america. thankfully their educational system practices genocide – i mean should.
nightlife consists of one bar and it is gay. it serves as a herding enclave for the sc-m of america and ugly chicks.
a) yo, lets get wet at chatterlys tonight in new hartford, ct? everyone is home for the holidays…
b) lets burn down chatterly’s tonight?
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