New Jersey Submarine
when you go to take a dump, and it is so lengthy that it bottoms out in the toilet bowl, so you must lift yourself up off the toilet seat to complete it.
i had to sh-t so bad when i got home, that i let out a new jersey submarine. i had to stand up in order to finish it. boy, did it stink too.
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