new jersey sump pump
see “new jersey soap pump”, except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper’s s-m-n as lubricant for the sump pump.
mike 1: dude my hands are so cold, i could really go for a new jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a new jersey soap pump and i’ll complete the process?
mike 2: sure man!
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