New Orleans Facial


a deviant s-xual technique involving a male and a female.

the male c-ms on the female’s neck so that a pearl necklace is achieved, mimicking a set of mardi gras beads. next, the male vomits on the females face.

ingest hurricanes prior to performance of the technique for more new orleans flavor!
that girl is beyond a freak! she wanted me to give her the ol’ new orleans facial! now, i’ve gotta change my sheets, but it was the best s-x of my life!

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