new rhodes


a mid way between old and new. often defined by the length of the scr-t-m. 2.1/2″ = old. 4.5=new. on the day “new” is reached, the village elders gather and sniff the left t-st-cl-. their mothers smell the right.. if they are deemed ripe enough to p-ss into “new rhode”hood they are given a b-ss guitar. as they hone their skills they can progress into drums, rhythm guitar, lead and then singing. once singing they must hit a number 1 single within 2 weeks otherwise kill themselves with their own microphone. 12,385 microphones are believed to be involved with the death of lead singers.
h.p. baxxter from scooter has pulled a new rhodes. so has ben from a1. alexander mcqueen is a frequent new rhoder.

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