New Years Berserk
when you go berserk after consuming a mut-tude of shots, your friends must then lock you in the van as a result of your incoherent behavor so they can go to the club without you embarresing them, you then lose it as your intoxicated mind taps into its prehistoric nature and busts the van in half as an attempt on figuring out how to push the door open… and there by having to pay your friend the car bill after waking up and not remembering how it happend but knowing it was you that happened…..
during new years i had a new years berserk and totally lost it and ripped a j-panese lady in half with my bare hands
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