New York City Welcome


when, shortly after moving to new york city, you get jumped and have everything of value stolen. as if moving to nyc wasn’t expensive enough.
james was on his way home from working late at his new job on wall street when two guys on the subway gave him a new york city welcome. don’t wear a rolex on the f line at 2am.

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