New York Meathook
the act of pulling a girl toward you with fingers inserted in her v-g-n-.
traditionally done using both index and middle fingers simultaneously. optimal positioning would be standing face-to-face, although pulling her via v-g-n- from any position would meet the criteria.
a variant of the jersey meathook. it’s close, but not as dirty.
when my girl got out of the shower, i gave her the old new york meathook and pulled her in for a kiss.
girl1: “i saw you kissing fred on the dancefloor! omg!”
girl2: “he had me in a new york meathook, what could i do?”
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