New Zealand’s Next Top Model


reality television show from new zealand that searches for a top model, has stood out, turned heads and become sh-t hot thanks to judge colin mathura-jeffree. his individual style and charm has made him the face of television in new zealand. everyone strives to do a ‘mathura-jeffree’ at least once a day!
new zealand’s next top model has three judges, colin, mathura and jeffree! if he ain’t on i ain’t watching
a reality tv show that “searches for new zealand’s next top model” by having them do different photoshoots, all while hardly dressed or naked so the world can drool over the girls which understandably and/or potentially ruins relationships the girls are in.
did you see last night’s episode of new zealand’s next top model?! oh yeah! micheala posed naked?? it’s a shame. i don’t think her bf will stay with her after half the world’s seen her naked before he did. they’d been together for so long too. why can’t nzntm just have the girls do normal modeling instead of this stuff and ruining what virtue the girls have?

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