Newark, DE


(home to the university of delaware and the trashiest townies you will ever meet.) can best be described as “a drinking town with a college problem”
quite possibly the only college town where the townies behave worse than the students.
delawhere? newark is a small cl-ster of houses with a huge college problem. with 1 mcdonnalds in a 10 mile radius, you should get the picture. besides going and “hanging out” on main street, theres nothing to do. and the only thing to do on main st is buy xtc and sh-tty marijuana. delaware doesn’t have any good drugs… neither does newark.

newark is also home to the university of delaware. also known as the “party college”. freshman walk around every day of the week looking for parties to attend, and cheat their way through cl-ss. note: if you’re a girl… always make sure you have extra condoms on hand.
person from new york city: hey bro, where ya from?
newark resident: i’m from newark, de.
ny person: newark new jersey?
newark resident: no no… delaware. it’s south of new jersey.
ny person: oohhh! you mean maryland?
newark resident: uhh, no. it’s a state between new jersey and maryland.
ny person: what you smoking crakka?

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