Newberry Chia Pet


when one saves up their sh-t for at least two days. the have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most m-ssive sh-t in the stockings. thus causing the sh-t to string out like the hair of a chia pet
nate,”man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets.”

doc,”yeah, did you give her the newberry chia pet?”

nate,”you know it!”

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