Newby Tuber


1. a female from new bethlehem, who is typically of the sk-nk origin, who enjoys the tube steak so much to the point that she gets gonorrhea.

2. the first time someone enjoys their tube steak with a side of hot sauce.
nikki ” that girl by the river is such a newby tuber.”

alicia ” yeah, she ate that steakhouse out”

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