Newcastle United
a proud footballing club from the port city of newcastle in the north east of england.
playing their home games at the m-ssive 52,000 all seater stadium “st. james’ park” they have enjoyed top flight football for a long time.
newcastle united is home to the player with the most ammount of goals in the priemiership ever. alan shearer.
the clubs nickname is “the magpies” they play in black and white. they are offcially the most powerful club in the north east, casting the likes of minnows sunderland and hartlepool in to shadow.
newcastle united 5 – 0 manchester united, 1996.
a football team which ether has either overrated,poor or amateur players playing in a barcoded strip for sad,stupid pathetic supporters.
newcastle united fan:we are the best in the league!
footabll fan:no youre not your bottom of the league
are complete and utter sh-te
stop blabbering on, you’re a team of no-marks. newcastle united? whatever.
soon-to-be-debt-ridden club with barcodes for shirts and a penchant for signing complete -rs-holes
bowyer, woodgate, bellamy, shearer, kluivert
“we saw you crying on the telly!”
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