Newcomerstown cream pie


when your masterbating you j-zz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.
my girl and i were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. i was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson i gave her a “newcomerstown cream pie”

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