Newfag


someone secretly gay who was very recently ousted as being a f-ggot.
“hey everyone, tom’s this month’s newf-g.”
“i knew it, he always acts like such a f-ggot.”
a newcomer to 4chan. hated by anons everywhere. usually this person consists of failure and tries too hard to fit in.
newf-g needs to gtfo of my 4chan, nao.
a person who cannot triforce.
newf-gs can’t triforce.
a term used by newf-gs.
only newf-gs say “newf-g”.
1: someone who has been on /b/ before and still doesn’t write in full sentences.
2: usually can’t triforce.
3: spams threads.
4: is in any other way unnecessarily annoying.
free cp!!!
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omg newf-g.
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no im not i can triforce

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wow, way to fail at something you said you can do.

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any new person, or thing, to enter a site.
“the d-mn newf-gs ruined this room”
a word used by no-life internet nerd elitists to describe somebody that has not gone into a subject as deeply as the internet nerd did (mostly because the normal person has a life), and the internet nerd acts like a jerk towards the normal person because the normal person (what the nerd calls a “newf-g”) got a single small detail about a subject wrong.
between newf-gs and internet elitists, newf-gs are the lesser of the two sh-ts because they don’t revolve their lives around whats on the internet.

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