Newmarket Jambalaya
typically occurs when a girl is going down on you, and she inadvertently gags while sucking on your b-lls. while gagging, her gag reflex causes her to regurgitate and throw up on your package as you c-m; and in the process, cannot stop c-mming during -j-c-l-t–n.
db 1: “so what happened last night with that biddy you took home from libby’s?”
db 2: “well, she started polishing my kn-b, then started going off on my plumbs.”
db 1: “and….”
db 2: “…and i basically ended up with the ole’ newmarket jambalaya…….”
db 1: “oh sh-t!. hey man, same thing happened to me last week. no harm done.”
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