news feed


a reason to want to shoot the facebook programmers in the head
news feed:
josh just wrote on your wall.
josh created a group.
josh and bobby are friends.
tina is tired.
josh and tina are friends.

who the f-ck cares?
when someone is stalking someone but they don’t want the other person to know it, they will answer awkward questions with “news feed”, regardless of if the interaction takes place on facebook or not.
christine: why did you comment on the status i made, like, a month ago?
joey: news feed.

– or –

christine: why were you following me home yesterday?
joey: news feed.
pretty much the central feature of facebook. like the name says, it notifies the user of any activity his or her friends do on the site, from new photo alb-ms to wall posts to status updates and comments to them. it debuted on september 1, 2006 and created a considerable controversy due to privacy concerns. later on updates included a mini-feed on one’s profile that shows all stories pertaining to just that person.
all my friends on facebook found out about my photo alb-m when it was posted since it showed up on the news feed
the ultimate stalker edition added to facebook. it allows you see every move made by any friend. this can be either really fun or the best form of privacy invasion.
news-feed
ryan and mike are now friends.
greg added to his interests, “football”
ryan is now back home.
cool facebook feature that lets you check facebook quickly, then get sh-t done. bonus points for backlash comedy.
josh friended some random girl
random girl is notifed of josh’s activity via news feed
josh is p-ssed because he isn’t really friends with random girl
josh joins online pet-tion

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