newted
mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.
see also as p-ssed as a newt and as nissed as a pewt.
look at john, he’s totally newted.
when a statement or question is answered in such a way a to make the person making the statement or asking the question seem uninformed.
john said that his computer was broken so i newted him by picking up the unplugged power cable and asking how he expected it work without electricity.
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