newton county traffic cone
one subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their -sshole stretched. the subject who stretched the -n-s then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects -n-s. the funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the -n-l cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.
“last night i gave my man toy a newton county traffic cone, with fireball and hot d-mn. he screamed about his prison purse for an hour.”
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