Newton Mearns
aka “the mearns”
an affluent (for scotland) dormitory suburb of glasgow. home to nouveau riche, intellectually bankrupt non-ent-ties with delusions of grandeur. has three high schools, pupils of which aspire to study advanced knitting at laughside college or socio-cultural -n-lysis of teen vampire fiction with fashion blogging and “business” at glasgow “cannae” university.
often hard working, successful parents find themselves shunned by their children after they fail to affect a mearnsy accent. the children will, however, still require insurance on the porche cayenne and a non-job in the family business.
it also contains much of scotland’s jewish population, leaving it only 98% white scottish protestant.
i would never leave newton mearns for the west end, full of pretentious sn-bs. also, my mother’s here…
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