Newtoned
when an older man is having s-x with a younger man doggystyle and the older mans elongated ball sack(due to gravity) slams into the younger mans b-llsack in front of him causing pain and resembling the action of the b-lls on a newtons cradle which is found on many desks. newtons 4th law of motion.
i was having s-x with my boss at the office so i could get friday off. he was giving it to me hard when all of the sudden he got into a funky rythmn and his saggy b-lls ” newtoned” me.
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