Newton’s Cradle Cup
when a man performs a newton’s cradle with a pair of breast. he sticks his head inbetween and lets them hit his cheeks
zach: how was that lame barmitzvah.
derek: it wasn’t lame, l-ssie let me perform newton’s cradle cups.
zach: she’s like a d cup!
derek: i know, i got a concussion
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