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a very smug, self-righteous way to avoid response or giving the time-of-day when asked a question
“what have you done for t.o., besides get him kicked off the eagles?”
-t.o. smirks-
“next question!”

how many people have you slept with?
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this thong isn’t mine; whose is it?!
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hi! how’s it going?
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a 5-star response to a question with an obvious answer. made notorious by gnarheads and bro’s alike. this can also be used in reply to observations. lets face it, it’s the ultimate response.
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