Ngengi
a nyanya from murang’a or kiambu. has many friends but above all adores his friend kui. thinks he is clever with inventing new words.
regularly spends his nocturnal hours in a state of questionable sobriety.
inebriation (google it) is his middle name.
question: why are you watching spartacus and masturbating?
answer: oh i’m just pulling a ngengi
question: did u just j-zz on your mum’s weave?
answer: yes i ngengid
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