a way to express one’s confusion. often used when someone does something too stupid to comprehend. often help for up to three seconds but can be shortened or lengthened based on how stupid the person was.
it is not uncommon for people to take their dominant hand, bend it forward, place it over their chest, and wave it as if they were having a seizure.
person 1: hey i bought a $2000 pc to play terraria.
person 2: niaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
- blue robe day
any day off that is planned in advance. these days can be used to run errands, visit friends with different work schedules than you or just lounging around the house in your robe. these days are best utilized on fridays and monday’s, however taking one on a wednesday is a nice mid work week break. […]
- italian coffee cake
cold left over pizza served the next morning. ok kids, do you want cereal for breakfast or italian coffee cake?
a lad or g. peeps: oi bill are you coming to the shop bill : yes guizos
- spicy cristofoli
when you bang two crack dealers in one night person 1: did you hear what “name” did last night?! person 2: ya i think she did the spicy cristofoli person 1: wowzers