Nicaraguan Landing Crew
to sucsessfully complete this s-xual feat one must have a large bed under a balcony. the male requests his partner climb atop the bed, hindparts pointed to the ceiling, with a road flare inserted into her r-ct-m. she will serve as the landing crew. the male then takes his position on the balcomy, with all lights turned down, makes the decent to the runway. leap from the balcony and make your entry into the v-g-n-. this stunt carries a high risk factor and should only be attempted after an introductory training session.
after watching those evel keneivel videos last night i got the urge for a nicaraguan landing crew.
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