Nice T’s
a phrase often said to women with gaint t-ts, usually after a few beers. sometimes said sober by those with no morals and a lack of respect for themselves and humanity. although usually followed by a statement of “…not you” to throw off the female with the the giganitc love ballons
“nice t’s sh-tal…. not you sh-tal!”
a beautiful set of sweater kittens. you say it to girls but you don’t want them to get all high and mighty so they don’t blow you later so after saying “nice t’s” you say “not you”. sure it’s cruel and gets there hopes up, but in the long run, it helps you in your quest to nail them in the seat.
nice t’s sarah. not you.
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