nice


something that people say about someone or something that’s kind and respectable

or

something that people say when they have no idea what to say or don’t care at all about what you are saying to them.
person: “so i ate a really good doughnut today!”

me: “oh… nice……”
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used as a filler during a pause in conversation. doesn’t necessarily mean something complimentary.
“i bought that new fanta today.”
“nice”
something you say to the guy you don’t wanna f-ck
hey, you’re a nice guy…. but….
used by men to describe all women in an offhanded way when expressing their real opinions will cause them great troubles. for example they could be under threat of being slapped and dumped by their girlfriends, or being punched and kicked into a pile by their buddies.
example 1
girlfriend: what is your impression of nancy?
boyfriend: (long silence as he fights off the fantasy of being a drop of sweat that glided down her neck into her cleavage) errrr, i think she’s nice.
(real opinion: i wish you have legs and nipples like hers.)

example 2:
peter: what do you think of my new girlfriend?
john: hmmmm… i think she’s nice.
(real opinion 1: oh god, she’s smoking hot. i know who i’ll be sleeping with when you go away for your next business trip.)
(real opinion 2: she’s such a loud b-tch, how could you date a hag like this?)
1. talented
2. an interjection similar to saying word when you are in agreement with what someone just said or you approve of what they said
3. high on marijuana
1. that kid down at the park is a nice ballplayer.
2. sam: i just got a new apartment downtown, man.
rick: nice!
3. they’ve been sittin on the porch smokin blunts all day. they’re mad nice by now.
when someone does something very stupid.
guy 1: hey did u see last nights game?
guy 2: yeah it was sweet!
guy 1: yea especially when we.. ~trips~
guy 2: nice..
an adjective used to describe someone with exceptional skill in a certain area. the term is never used pejoratively or sarcastically.
my man is real nice on the microphone.
aesthetically pleasing
she’s got really nice t-ts. not all that big — just, nice.

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